I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world
i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour
the people who illegally upload movies onto the internet deserve a nobel peace prize not jail time
- Me: I'd like a Coke.
- Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
- Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
- Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
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