ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

(via crystallized-teardrops)

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

(via iteleport)

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

(Source: mikleos, via trashnoah)

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

(Source: shewillbelubed, via crystallized-teardrops)

wawaqueen:

Girls who wear light colored pants during their period deserve a medal for their bravery

(via crystallized-teardrops)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via webfaggot)

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

(via encourage)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via measurable)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via encourage)