rain-force:

I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

(Source: rain-force, via crystallized-teardrops)

pales:

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

(Source: dethcrash, via iteleport)

vvebkinz:

the people who illegally upload movies onto the internet deserve a nobel peace prize not jail time

(via iteleport)

  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

meeevs:

meeevs:

facebook has a suggested pokes list

like, we looked at your situation and we figure these 5 are your best bet

why?
and how?

(via meeevs)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via encourage)